Fishin' at Dead lake ain't no joke. Got some crazy tales. Gone wild at Dead lake, fish are hittin' like crazy! Fellas, the fish at Dead lake are hittin' so hard, you'd think they're angry at the bait! Fishin' gods were smilin' down on us, 'cause the catch was ridonculous! What a rush! The fish at Dead lake were on a feeding frenzy, and I reaped the benefits. The water's calling, and I must go. Farewell!
Author: Sailor Amelia Walker